Hello Pages: Like a YellowPages listing with your website link or @handle instead of phone #

Classified Ad 1 Digital Inch: You know, like old-fashioned classified ads. Only in my weekly newsletter, not a newspaper.  Pricing is by the digital inch (1 digital inch = 140 characters). 

Classified Ad 2 Digital Inch: Same as above Pricing is by the digital inch (2 digital inches = 280 characters).