Elisia is a Brooklyn-based writer whose work has appeared in The Week Magazine, Paste Magazine, Popular Science, and The Chicago Tribune, among others. Her favorite subjects include travel, science, music, and anything related to inner or outer space.
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When I was a kid, my dad often brought home jokes from work. One of them went like this:A woman walks into a beauty salon wearing headphones. She asks for a haircut, but under no condition should the hairdresser remove the headphones. “Sorry,” says the hairdresser, “No can do.”